Week Seven Picks

Don't worry, we're just going to post the morning of football. :) But with plenty of time to spare. This week we have the Lions, Texans, Colts, and Jets taking a well deserved break. And we also have some craptastic games to look forward to, (or not).

The Craptastic goes to:
Bills @ Ravens
Um, I have a feeling that the Ravens will win. Just a hunch, really.

49ers @ Panthers
The Panthers have QB Matt Moore and Receiver Steve Smith back in, and they are hoping not to go 0-6. I think they get it done against Singletary's mess this week.

Rams @ Bucs
The Rams have had some exciting, competitive games at home, but are still winless on the road. Bucs win.

Not Craptastic but not Fantastic:
Bengals @ Falcons
Apparently, Ochocinco and T.O. are too busy with their T.V. shows to contribute much of anything to this boring offense. The Falcons will want to redeem themselves this week after last week's loss. Dirty Birds win at home.

Jags @ Chiefs
The Jags are inconsistent already, but when they have to take on the Chiefs in Arrowhead they will fall apart. Chiefs win.

Browns @ Saints
Colt McCoy is getting his second start in the NFL. Too bad his coach is Mangenius-McCoy could be a future Brees if he had the right coaching. Brees and the Saints win easily at home.

Redsk!ns @ Bears
The Bears are not as good as people thought they were. They had a couple of lucky wins and Cutler gets to face the Coach that he pined for in Denver. Quote: "Nobody asked me about firing Shanahan." That's because you don't run the team, jackass. Anywho, Shanny will know how to get under his former QB's skin. Sk!ns win.

Eagles @ Titans
These two teams are inconsistent enough for me to not know which one to pick for this game. So what the hell, how about the Titans winning at home against Kevin Kolb and the Eagles.

Cardinals @ Seahawks
Two words: Qwest Field. The Hawks are unstoppable at home and they just came off their first big road win. They will easily hand the lost Cards another loss.

Pats @ Chargers
Phil Rivers scares me. Tom Brady's long sweaty locks scare me. The Patriots will come into Qualcomm's first sold out game and piss off a lot of Charger fans when they realize how fragile their injury-ridden team is. Pats win.

Raiders @ Broncos
The Broncos are better than their 2-4 score-they had a blowout win against Seattle, a tough road win in Tennessee and outplayed both the Colts and Jets in Denver-but lost those two games to lackluster red zone production and turnovers. If they crisp up their playing ability, they could turn their season around. They won't have to be too crisp today to get Tom Cable one step closer to getting fired. Broncos win.

Fantastic Games of the Week (and two of them happen to be both Sunday Night and Monday Night Games! Now if we can only do something about Chris Collinsworth and Jon "Captain Obvious" Gruden this woman's game night would be complete:
Steelers @ Dolphins
Both teams are playing tough this year, but the Fish have lost at home to two very good teams, the Pats and Jets. I think the Steelers will be able to beat them at home as well.

Vikings @ Packers
The Pack may be banged up, but they'll be sure to send purple Judas Favre and the Vikings hightailing it from Lambeau Field. By the way, Favre doesn't make the top 20 QBs in completion percentage, yards, yards-per-attempt, or QB rating. Great job on paying him all that dough, Chilly. Pack for the win.

Giants @ Cowboys
If you looked up lost in the dictionary you would see Wade Phillips picture next to it. He just came out this week and stated that he has the best 1-4 team in the League. Wow. So, you're better than, oh wait, you're the only team at 1-4, there are others at 1-5 and 0-5, but you are the ONLY team at 1-4, Wade. Great job on those math skills, or even looking at a standings chart. The G-men come in with their 1st rated defensive line and get it done.